When A Weirdo Wants To Turn Normal

I beat the German exam!

alitta — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:18:51 +0000

Guten Tag!

Wie geht es dir? Sorry for keeping quiet for a while, again! I was bloody busy learning German language. I have to admit that it’s one of the most difficult languages in the world (although I don’t speak too many languages) However, after my 30-hour German intensive course, I’ve beaten the A1 (the basic level ) German exam and my score was even much more than I had expected!

I got 84 out of 100!

I really needed to credit my tutor who is a 27-year-old Thai lady and has been in Germany for like 3 years! Vielen Dank! (for those who don’t know German, it means ‘thank you very much’)

Thanks to the course, I can read simple German conversation or text but I can’t really speak yet as I find it pretty different from English and my German accent is quite bad at the moment hahaha

I’m so much looking forward to my first step in Deutschland!

What if you had a twin sibling?

alitta — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:58:35 +0000

It would be really weird to see a person who looks absolutely like you walking around your house or sometimes even walking side-by-side!

What would your life be like if you had been born with a sibling who is only minutes younger or older than you?

What would you feel if your mummy got you dressed in a spotted shirt, pink skirt while the other kid got dressed exactly like they way you did?

What would your life be like if you went to school and your classmates were confused by you and yourself lookalike kid?

How confusing it would be if your partner caught you flirting with other guys/girls while you actually were staying at home?

What if you had a twin sibling?

I bet many of you wish you had a twin sister/brother and so do I! It would be great to have someone who looks exactly the same or has several of things in common so we would be able to share stuff.

And..sometimes we could experiment which hairstyle fits us the most by asking the other trying it first. I reflect you, you reflect me!

After you ma’am

What if you have a crush on a staff at a coffee shop you usually visit?

alitta — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:27:38 +0000

I believe that many of you have ever had a huge crush on someone you don’t know but often meet at a place you regularly visit. I’m bringing a coffee shop as an example because you guys are likely to have your favourite ones.

What do you guys feel and usually do when you meet a staff whom you have a crush on?

I just discovered my favourite coffee shop, where internet wi-fi is available, a couple of months ago and I go there three times a week or so. I also have my favourite barista whom I usually secretly glance at when I’m hanging working in the coffee shop

Actually, I don’t really have a crush on him but I just think he’s an attractive guy with the way he talks and they way he behaves. I’m impressed! I don’t even know his name as I dare not ask (I once saw his name tag on his shirt but never notice what it reads)

I’ve never had a chit-chat with him except when asked what coffee I’d like.

Although I consider myself very lucky when I see him at a coffee counter at the time I arrive, I always avoid ordering my coffee with him, I’m just shy…Oh my gosh! (He doesn’t seem to realise that though)

One of my friends admits he has a crush on a cute barista at his favourite coffee café and although he sometimes joins me at my favourite coffee café, he sticks with his own favourite without trying any other ones.

He even calls her an ‘angel’ and he looks depressed (sounds exaggerated, isn’t it? lol) whenever he goes there but she’s nowhere to be seen.

If any of you have this kind of experience, please share it with us here. It could be something like

Have you ever asked for his/her numbers instead of a cup of coffee?

What if it was first snow in your place?

alitta — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:08:16 +0000

I’m writing this post as a person who has never experienced snow since I was born for over 20 years (except at an amusement park I’ve been to, I was not sure if it was real snow though!)

It’s now winter but not as cold as it should be in my place so I imagined what life would be if I woke up one day and found out something white in front of my house and around.

On behalf of a person who has no idea what snow looks like and what it feels like when touching it, my first reaction would be a closer look at the white thing and a mumble “What the heck is that?” And yes, I was supposed to get frozen out!

I can’t really imagine how cold it is when being among the snow or even when curling under layers of bloody thick blanket. The lowest temperature I’ve ever experienced was 12C (yes, it’s quite high for most of you) and that I suffered from the weather!

If it snowed in my place, I’d do the following things;

1. Enjoy buying new outfits – I long for wearing a coat, boots and a scarf!

2. Learn how to properly use a heater

3. Prepare digging tools

4. Learn how to build a snowman

5. Wear the same jeans for a month before having them washed

6. Shower once every couple of days (Ewwwww! lol)

7. Make sure to keep my doggie warm

8. Take ski and snowboarding lessons

9. Go for a date when it’s snowing (I need to find a partner first lol)

10. Look for a raccoon (I really like this lovely creature and as for my understanding, they can be found in a cold place )

What would you guys do or say after unintentionally gasping for a few minutes due to the snow? And, to whom get used to the snow, please feel free to let me know what I’ve missed?

What if you could choose to be born male or female?

alitta — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:30:34 +0000

Just what the title says, what if you could choose your gender when you were given birth?

The question is not for gays because I know what their answers will be like. I just would like to know what those straight think about their gender – are men satisfied with being men and are ladies happy being born that way?

As I’ve asked that question to people I know and most of them gave me not-so-surprising answers that ‘why would I want to be what I’m not?’ Alright, you’ve got a point mate!

However, ithinkimweird! Although I’m straight, I’m not really happy with what I am. I wish I had never been forced to wear multi-colour skirts when I was a kid or even been asked to behave girlishly when I acted boyishly.

I would choose to be born male if I could! No offense to other ladies, please as it’s just my personal attitude.

1. I’d be able to hook up with any girls I want while girls are supposed to play hard and they rarely go to men first although they have a big crush on them.

2. I’d be able to go anywhere I want without my parents keep checking if I’m alright.

3. I could eat anything I want without worrying about gaining extra pounds which could ruin my figure.

4. I’d not be frightened of being a rape victim, seriously!

5. I’d be able to look cool with only shirt, jeans and sneakers (I prefer having my collar popped)

6. Only a nice watch would be enough without wearing any expensive accessories like necklace, bracelet, earrings, etc.

7. No need to wear bloody make-up

8. Even being a gay boy is not as weird as being a gay girl and of course gets less criticism.

9. Men are considered masculinely cool when they have a fight but a catfight of women is something stupid!

10. To sum up, men can do every thing which is illegal!

Hello world!

alitta — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:43:15 +0000

This is my first blog post on ithinkimweird.wordpress.com but not the first one in my life!

So hello folks, nice to meet you all!

Contact : ithinkimweird[at]gmail[dot]com